I'm gone for most of a month, except for occasional posts here an there, and suddenly I find the front page filled with reddit bullshit, memes and - gods fucking forbid - CAT PICS. Holy fucking shit, what the hell happened?
In the past, whenever reddit cum-stains showed up Voaters were quick to "vet" them with commentary involving niggers, kikes, faggots, and so forth - driving most of these genetic rejects back to Mommy-fucking-reddit, where they belong. Now? Nary a goddamn comment to the contrary, and the front page is filled with reddit shit which is enough to make any true Voater vomit. Where the fuck are you all? Jacking off to pre-teen porn, like a goddamn redditor?
We need to send these assholes packing. Either they convert to Voat, or they fuck the hell off back to reddit, where these three-inch-dick losers belong, just like we've done with all the previous reddit invasions. I don't know why all these reddit assholes are here - and really, I don't give a fuck - but what I do know is that these cat-loving mangina cunts don't belong here on Voat and never will. They're disgusting fat momma's boys living in their parents basement, desperate to rack up CCP with their bullshit submissions in order to validate their lack of fucking lives in the real world, AND THEY'RE GETTING IT.
You want Voat to turn into reddit 2.0? This is how Voat turns into reddit 2.0. You sit on your fucking asses and do nothing, and these cat-loving meme-pic-submitting assholes come to dominate the site, and suddenly these jizz-blots are running the show with their despereate, neck-beard, flesh-light fucking fat reeee-reeee-reeeeeing. All of a sudden Voat isn't Voat anymore, but the new home for butt-fucking teenage losers who want to be "edgy" and shit, and have no fucking clue about anything whatsoever.
Forgotten how to tell a redditor they're not wanted? Here, I'll fucking clue you in: reddtitors are nothing more than fat pieces of shit with three-inch-dicks who'll never in a million years be able to satisfy a woman, assuming any woman is desperate enough to spread her legs for their sorry beta asses - which is doubtful, unless she's a desperate fucking land-whale. Redditors deserve at best sterilization, and more appropriately a trip to a FEMA death-camp near you, where they can be properly disposed of. Redditors are the human fucking garbage of the human race, the genetic rejects who in any sane, civilized society would've been given a post-natal abortion.
How doe we know this? Easy: all of the salvageable redditors left after that AMA girl was fired (forget here name), or at best, after Pao was hired. Anyone who abandoned reddit after that is the bottom of the fucking barrel, the dip-shits who even after all that couldn't see reddit for what it was - and that means all of you who came after are the scum who were too stupid to see reddit for what it truly was. And that means WE DON'T WANT YOU. You're fucking garbage, and you belong in the trash-bin of reddit.
So fuck the hell off already, you worthless cunts. Go back to reddit, and take your fucking memes and cat-pics with you. Your fat-asses aren't wanted here.